MardiGrass
XVIII

MardiGrass
XVIII

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MardiGrass XVIII, but HEMP Olympix XV. MardiGrass came before the Olympix…

HEMP OLYMPIX XIV EVENTS:

Tug of War
Joint Rolling:
Speed Roll
Artistic Roll
Adverse Conditions Roll
Roll in the Dark
Seed Sorting
Chop Champion
Correct Weight
Bong Throw and Yell
Grower’s Iron Person Event

The Events in detail….

Entry is $2:00 for each event.

Entrants can sign in at Peace Park Olympix Stadium on Saturday the 2nd of May.

• ” Tug of War” - Competing teams on opposite ends of a good strong new HEMP rope, try to drag their opponents over the centre line for victory.

  
  

• ” Bong Throw & Yell “ - where entrants throw a bong full of stinking bong water as far as humanly possible whilst yelling “Free the Weed” or something similar.

  
  

• “Correct Weight” - You’ve got vegetable matter, a baggie and no scales. Make up an ounce. Closest to the correct weight wins. (1 ounce = 28.3495231 grams) – NEW EVENT

• ” Joint Rolling “ (Must burn from one end to the other): The six categories follow:

  • 1. Speed Roll – Roll a standard three-paper joint as fast as you can. The three fastest go into the finals. Joints must include a cardboard filter, or will be judged incomplete. If this custom is alien to you, consult a local before the event.
  • 2. Artistic Roll – Roll the most beautiful joint within ten minutes with as many papers as you like. The three best examples enter the finals.
  • 3. Roll in the Dark – Athletes are blindfolded.
  • 4. Adverse Conditions Roll – Dependant on weather conditions on the day and the judges’ creativity.
  • 5. Seed Sorting – You have to get the “seeds” out of the “mull” faster than anyone else. How fast are you? (No joint involved)
    
    

• ” Growers Ironperson Event” - Involves lugging a sack of fertiliser and buckets of water around the simulated planting area obstacle course with a tick and leech infested lantana tunnel. The men’s event is a 40 KG sack while the ladies contend with a 8 KG sack. The top five crawl into the final
  . A disclaimer must be signed to compete in this event.

Contact the MardiGrass organisers:

http://www.hempembassy.net/

Mail the Hemp Embassy

2010 Olympix Sponsors

2009 HEMP Olympix Champions :

Blind Roll Final :
1st Bob the Builder * 31 seconds
2nd Smurf
3rd Dez (Ireland)

Artistic Roll Final:
1st Bob the Builder * Marijuana Obama
2nd George (Hayling Island, England) * Bunch of Tulips
3rd Rex * Peace Symbol

Adverse Conditions Final :
1st Bob the Builder * 23 seconds
2nd Simon (New Zealand)
3rd Rex (Lismore NSW)

Speed Roll Final:
1st Celia (France) * 26 seconds
2nd Bob the Builder
3rd Smurf

Bong Throw Mens Final:
1st Brendan (Nambucca Heads, NSW) * 39.2 metres
2nd Maccio (Brazil) * 35.1 metres
3rd Tuttz (Japan) * 35.0 metres
Special Mention : In the Final, Ashley (Sunshine Coast) only managed 30.6 metres, but in an earlier heat, threw 49 metres, a NEW WORLD’S RECORD BONG THROW.

Bong Throw Womens Final:
1st Rachael (Ipswich) * 35.7 metres
2nd Celeste (Stoney Chute) * 33.9 metres
3rd Liz (Brisbane) * 30.8 metres

Growers Ironperson – Male:
1st Finn (Yeppoon) * 1minute 7 seconds
2nd Patrick (Ireland) * 1 minute 21 seconds
3rd Adrian * (Lismore NSW) 1 minute 22 seconds

Growers Ironperson – Female:
1st Liz (Brisbane) * 1 minute 19 seconds
2nd Nonie (NSW) * 1 minute 28 seconds
3rd Andrea * (Ballarat) 1 minute 31 seconds

We wish to thank all the participants, and invite you all back again for next year’s games! Thank you to the timekeepers, measurers, observers and all the other “behind the scenes” people who make it happen. Thank you comperes. See you all again in 2010!

A big thank you to Greg T. for keeping all the results together, and delivering them to the Polite Media Unit.

Muchas Gracias.